Barney: This isn’t right, God never meant for us to travel at such breakneck speeds.
Ted: Relax. You’re doing great. Ignore the old lady on the rascal; this isn’t a race.
Barney: Dude, a dog.
Ted: Zitch dog, yes! 1-nothing.
Barney: What do I do? Tell me what to do, Ted.
Ted: Step on the brakes sometime in the next 20 minutes.
Barney: Which? Which one’s the break again?
Ted: The left one.
Barney: Left. Oh, man, left. I’m totally blanking.
Ted: Make the Ls with your hands.
Barney: Oh, we’re not going to make it.
Ted: Why did you just turn on the radio?
Barney: I don’t know why I turned on the radio! We’re going to die. Tell me what to do, Ted.
Ted: Relax. You’re being crazy.
Barney: Help me, Ted! I’m being serious.
Ted: Stop, drop and roll. Screaming is fun!
Barney: I can’t move. I can’t… I can’t feel my… Wait. Wait. We’re okay.
Ted: We’re okay.
Barney: It’s a miracle, Ted!
![Ted: You slept with one of my best friends.Robin: What? You said you were okay with that!Ted: Well I’m not.Robin: Why didn’t you say something at the time?Ted: Because… I’m still in love with you.
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Ted: You slept with one of my best friends.
Robin: What? You said you were okay with that!
Ted: Well I’m not.
Robin: Why didn’t you say something at the time?
Ted: Because… I’m still in love with you.
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